Tuesday, March 09, 2010

The Oscars in 50 tweets

And there you have it the Oscars live-blogged by me via web
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K-Big thanks military, cliche (yawn), thanked firemen, cliche again, but hazmat workers, now that's original, bravo! via web
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and lastly Hurt Locker and K-Big winning, I was hoping for a director-picture split, moreto the point, I was hoping for Up in teh Air via web
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Bullock is from my hometown, gotta love that, wish Meryl won but what can you do, at least Bullock gave a great great speech via web
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Bridges needed to save it for the thank you cam, no need to act surprised either, you were the favorite via web
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I found it funnier that Remmer;s career is so unremarkable up to this point that colin farrell of swat had to praise him via web
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Clooney's head is going to soon explode, i loved Stanley Tucci's jab at meryl streep. via web
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hated the new format for five random colleagues giving their adorations to the nominees, besides, G Clooney doesnt need any more love via web
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hope everyone enjoyed my live oscars, didn't make it to the end, but briefly: via web
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sorry, i stopped liveblogging the oscars, went to the gym via web
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let's hope q tarantino pronounced those names correctly via web
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even a pedestrian joke like Pedro and Quentin being pet names for each other works because of delivery! via web
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Editing went to Hurt Locker...hoping for the District 9 or Up in the Air via web
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up in the air had a good short montage via web
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i don't even remember what tyler perry introduced via web
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ahhh #tylerperry, you're self-conscious that your filmic work is an embarrassment, that's step 1, step 2: now stop making bad movies via web
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ok, don't worry, i slept through the documentary category via web
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mark gianiccio's speech reminded me of Steve Sodebergh's speech and Russell Crowe's Beautiful Mind BAFTA Speech...good cross-pollination via web
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Mark Gianiccio or whatev his name is gives best speech of the night via web
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And Up wins score! was this the first Pixar win in a non-cartoon category? via web
these dancers for best score are amutuers, let's hope that EW gives them the proper low grade, how do i even know what thye're dancing for? via web
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lastly, Brittney Murphy, man, i never thought i'd see her in memoriam. teary eyed via web
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natasha richardson could have won an oscar, i think, too bad she never got the right bait, also, Karl Malden RIP via web
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i miss natasha richardson via web
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anyone notice that army archerd, film writer, was in the in memorium this year? i hope that if this twitterfeed is good enough, i get in too via web
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an old tradition: the hottest lady in Hollywood gets to meet the dorks of Sci and Tech awards: lds & germs: Eliz Banks! via web
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i swear to god i just saw kathryn in the mr. rogers audience via web
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kind of looks like Charlie from IT's Always Sunny won an Oscar, even though it's just Mark Boal via web
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District 9, The Blind Side and Education are being introduced, are they going in order from least to most likely to win? via web
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star trek wins in make-up, then again, if you go to any trekkie convention you'll see self-applied makeup artists doing that i'm sure via web
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ben stiller did the same thing before, aha! via web
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inglorious basterds got robbed for best screenplay via web
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OK, Downey Jr. and Tina Fey are on a roll together, it's the same exact bit as last year but more corrosive, Downey is letting Fey have it via web
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sorry, loyal viewers twitter literally got stuck on me via web
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NO complaints on them showing multiple scenes from each acting nom, 3 yrs ago they showd 4 seconds of Abby Breslin screaming, this is better via web
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Christophe Waltz wins! Certainly a respectable choice. DYK Inglorious Basterds was his first English-language film? (i'm 90% sure of that) via web
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Can you imagine a professional writer wrote that speech Penelope Cruz gave? via web
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Yeah, that's right George Clooney..if you don't make nice with the hosts, they'll make you look bad, they didn't even lampoon you! ha! via web
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precious...the only movie to live up to the video game. zinger! via web
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dam helen mirren? not all the jokes are hitting but i'm ok with it, A for effort, wish Alec Baldwin would be more physical and move more via web
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hahahaha, Invictus has the two things you love "rugby and the mixing together of white and black people" niiice delivery, alec via web
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yes, i concede not a lot of jokes they can make about the hurt station which i'm ok with a spoiler alert joke there via web
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opening: they're just rolling jokes out rapidfire everyone the room and they're not even worrying if they hit or not via web
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and by couple, i just mean like a hope-crosby jay-silentbob pair, and you need to hold hands to sow just a little bit of hetero-love via web
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glad to see Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin holding hands, a small amount of homoerotic chemistry is certainly needed, since they're a couple via web
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ahhh yes, the great pairings in movie history: astaire and rogers, hope and crosby, the guy in prison who "dropped" the soap via web
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omg, did they just use a prison shower rape reference? little kids at home, cover your ears via web
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ok, are alec and steve running late? now it's neil patrick harris? via web
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why are the 5 actors and actresses up there, they look like wax museum figures via web
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morgan freeman doesn't seem that close to his daughter, they're not even standing next to each other, but he looks fly with his shades via web
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helen mirren, happy to see her nominated via web
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watching (mostly fwding) through the red carpet)...does the red carpet realize Zach Efron's not nominated...he's friends with adam, congrats via web
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live bloggng the oscars on 13 hour tape delay, ready, everyone? via web

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