Tuesday, August 24, 2021

Big News: I Found Four Non-Superhero Films on the Big Screen (Cruella, Jungle Cruise, Free Guy, Space Jam 2)

It’s pretty apparent to most of us, that the pandemic changed the movie-going experience with tent poles (surefire blockbusters that carry a studio’s financial risks) having to navigate to premium streaming in an effort to recoup their costs.

As a result, there’s even less money to be made at the box office now unless the film appeals to a broad audience. In other words, a film has to either have action/explosions, appeal to kids, based on a familiar source (known as intellectual property), or some combination of the three. This has been going on for some time as even epics shot for the big screen by Martin Scorsese, Fernando Meirelles and Alfonso Cuaron were relegated to Netflix.

Mid-range films (comedies, courtroom dramas, espionage thrillers, romantic dramas, etc) have even less chance of playing at a movie theater and a larger share than ever before is being dominated by the superhero film which I’m extremely bored of. In light of this, I’m pleased to have made my way to four films so far in 2021 that are not superhero films: Cruella, Free Guy, Jungle Cruise, and Space Jam 2.

Yes, they were clinging to their IP sources as if they were broadcasting to audiences “don’t worry, we’re not going for too much independent thought here. This is still cozy familiarity.” At this point in the degradation of movie going, I’m prepared to accept that Faustian bargain that film makers must strike with their studios and broader audiences so that a decent movie going experience can exist at all.

Furthermore, I think that all these films offer more originals stories than anything that can exist within the confines of a superhero film. Since Robert Downey Jr. bought a snarky take to Iron Man and the more absurd heroes like Ant Man and Aqua Man got their own films, the genre has tried to give enough winks at the audience to create a sub-genre of “superhero film that doesn’t take itself too seriously.”

However, the straight-up parody already exists (Sky High, Mystery Men, the Incredibles) that when I recently saw the superhero parody “Thunder Force” earlier this year, I felt I had seen these comic angles so often—whether in explicit parodies or goofier superhero films –that there was just nothing new to say.


Cruella takes a Disney villain and attempts a sympathetic backstory. In the canonical timeline, she’s crossed what’s known as a moral event horizon by slaughtering dogs and making a coat out of them. The film’s attitude about this seems to be, “um, let’s push that to the back of your mind” focusing more on the mannerisms of Cruella as played by Emma Stone who relishes being handed the villain card. It also helps that Cruella is society’s punching bag before ascending to the top.

The film essentially reveals itself to be a heist film in a game of one-upmanship between two strong-willed players (Stone and Emma Thompson) with Joel Frye and Paul Cole Hauser as stereotypically cockney henchmen. It’s sleek and stylish with some pathos, and for a popcorn film, that’s not bad.

The film’s big problem is not knowing when to end. There were at least 3 or 4 times when I got up as if to leave the theater only to realize the end credits weren’t rolling.

Some might call Space Jam 2 an obligatory sequel, but I like to think that the film’s strength isn’t that it wasn’t so inevitable. The film needed the right star and modern take on the material to justify its existence and those ingredients are essentially met here. Additionally, I’m a sucker for the Looney Tunes and it’s been 18 years since their last film. If Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings characters had to wait that long, there’d be riots.

Rather than a random hole in the ground that leads to a basketball in the center of the Earth, the film (in a not-so-subtle meta-commentary on IPs) takes place across the confines of a server-verse. A handful of scenes intermingles the Looney Tunes characters with Superman and Harry Potter among others, and while they are inevitable, they’re pretty fun.

While some might disagree, Don Cheadle makes a good kid’s villain: The personification of a psychotic algorithm. His motive is simple to understand but encoded (forgive the pun) with an extra layer of depth (he wants attention, isn’t that how algorithms work?).

Granted, LeBron James was a little weaker of an actor than expected, but it is a relatively smart script that gives its actors some latitude.



Jungle Cruise has been criticized as extremely derivative of the Pirates franchise and that’s true, but again, we have to come from the angle of “hey, at least it’s not a superhero film and it’s wide release in a movie theater.”

The film has a lot going for it: Luscious scenery porn from the Amazon basin that doesn’t overuse CGI, the rarely disappointing Emily Blunt, well-choreographed set pieces, a brisk pace, and a fairly deep love story that works. To the latter point, others have commented on the lack of chemistry between Dwayne Johnson and his leading ladies. On paper, however, the character movements between the two protagonists are set up well enough to where their choices eventually reach into “aww, I need a kleenex” territory.



Free Guy is set in the universe of gaming which some might consider low-brow. If the frames weren’t so cluttered with graphics, I surmise it might favorably compared with good sci-fi or even fiction deconstruction classics like The Truman Show and Pleasantville.

While that might be high praise, the story--an NPC in a Grand Theft Auto style video game who gets triggered by the programmer’s love interest into sentience and is called upon to save his fellow secretly sentient NPCs from extinction—is ambitious and, more importantly, air tight in its world-building. If people get into the experience, this could be one of the most discussion-worthy films of the year.

Jodie Comer does impressive double-duty as a frumpy computer developer and a stealthy action heroine and it’s all the more impressive that the film juggles two love stories with her character that both work.

On the commercialization side, I was pleased that the film worked as an air-tight story that doesn’t necessitate a sequel. Whether they milk one out of it is a different story.




Sunday, August 15, 2021

The War on Chris Pratt and Where I Fit In

This is an introspective 2,000 word aritcle, that is split into two parts. The first is the typical attempt to poke holes at Woke Thought and Cancel Cutlure. The second is an attempt to be introspective on my role in it. If you've already read my doing my shtick with the first half, skip along to the second half.





Roxana Hadadi’s review of
The Tomorrow War is quite possibly the most offensive thing I’ve ever read from a reviewer. As I’ve written about elsewhere, there have been movie reviews that that ring like public service announcements to remind us of the existence of racism, homophobia and misogyny. There are also tremendous amount of reviewers who use their platform to police any violations of a narrow definition of politically correctness.


But I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a movie critic engineer a reason to hate a movie star simply because he’s white, religious and doesn’t get into his personal politics:

In her opening paragraph, Hadadi, writes:
“I don’t see personal stories that necessarily resonate with me, because they’re not my stories […] The voice of the average, blue-collar American isn’t necessarily represented in Hollywood,” Pratt said. That was a willfully ignorant statement back then, and it still is now.

Please note that this reviewer slams Chris Pratt for what he says in a press junket. These events exist solely for the stars to say positive things about their own projects.  The reviewer proceeded to slam him for equating that with championing whiteness and tacked on the claim that the film featured a lot of POC and women characters who are secondary to the hero. So by her logic, no white man can star in a film?


The engineering of a conflict against Chris Pratt is the hardest part of this to take considering there are no statements that Chris Pratt makes himself about race. A popular term on the left in their (in my opinion, counterproductive) war on microaggressions is “coded.” When a number of well-known intellectuals signed an open letter calling for less dogmatism in progressivism, many went on the offensive suggesting that the letter was a “coded” attack on the trans community despite the issue not being mentioned in the letter.

In the same way that people read coded hate in a letter to Harper’s or Chris Pratt’s churchgoing and treat it like real hate against the disenfranchised, the extreme fringes of the liberal party have thrived on intellectual sloppiness as of late.

 

The primary problem of wokeness when not used well is that it encourages people to see and advocate for a simplified world governed by dichotomies. One is either anti- or pro- racist, misogyny and homophobia and there’s no in-between. As someone who actively has campaigned for democratic candidates and would like to see the Senate and House remain blue, I know firsthand this is not a great world view to impose upon others.


In the case of Chris Pratt, this is an illogically messy projection. Pratt is undeniably gay-friendly and hangs around in progressive circles but is a church goer and the son-in-law of a Republican ex-governor. The phenomenon of
people calling for his head when it was discovered his preacher is exclusionary towards the LGBT population (not technically true in terms of the Church’s admission process) is symptomatic of the fact that we as Blue State America have never reckoned with the fact that we don’t have a way of reconciling Christianity into our current state of wokeness.


I don't feel any affinity towards Christianity and I don't believe we are a Christian nation but there's nothing to be gained from having an all-out war on anyone who's a church goer as to the kind of press that Chris Pratt was hit with.

As for being non-political, look at the take of
yet another writer who is dedicated more to reminding us racism exists than analyzing the situation in context: :

 

“Not everything is politics” is the most privileged thing a person can possibly say. There is only one type of person for whom “not everything is politics” and that is the straight, white, American male, because he is the center and everything is for him. Not everything is politics because politics defer to his point of view. But for the rest of us, yes, everything IS politics. Our skin is politics, our voices are politics, our bodies are politics, our marriages are politics, the way we do or don’t pray is politics, our right to flee violence and/or poverty to make a better life is politics.


Again, author Sarah Marss is reading a person’s stance to be apolitical as coded in ways that it probably is not. It is also assuming that Chris Pratt owes the author and her allies anything. Forgive me for reading something coded in this message, but the author is saying “You are not using your position as a wealthy citizen correctly to rally for my cause” as if there’s no debate to be had. Chris Pratt, it is assumed, would vote on the author’s side if he took an interest in politics. That, simply put, is dogmatism. The debate over whether voting is an obligation is a complex one that shouldn’t be put entirely on Chris Pratt’s shoulders.

It’s also strategically unsound. I have an uncle, for example, with ridiculously backward views and would have voted for Trump if he were properly mobilized to get to the polls, so the rest of my liberal family tries to keep him as apolitical as possible about actually going to the polls.

I agree with Marss that we shouldn’t take for granted that the government will affect certain oppressed populations more but from a strategic standpoint. As for voter apathy, as someone who knocked on doors in two campaigns in minority neighborhoods this past year, there are unfortunately many apathetic voters of color as well. For many people, an apolitical stance is a coping strategy against the madness of a field they have no control over. It’s not a mark of whiteness as many white people on both sides of the aisle are frustrated about politics and remove themselves from it.

The ultra-liberal fringes who are over-represented (look at pitch calls from Buzzfeed, Salon, Variety, AV Club and most lit journals about the desire to hear LGBT, women, and POC) in literary journals even if they are (I agree) tragically underrepresented in other industries hammer us with the same articles over and over policing the lack of diversity. In worst-case scenarios, it leads to what reads as  blanket attacks on whiteness such as the Time cover
“The Unbearable Whiteness of the Oscar Nominations”.

There are tons of instances but so we’re not here all day, I’ll just pick two that recently struck a chord with me:
First off, Sonia Sariya’s
review of Narcos:
The first episode is the unfortunate showcase of most of these missteps—including the most irritating one, a bizarre reliance on a narrator who is trying so hard to impress upon the audience his white, American maleness that he comes off as a caricature, not a character.”


And, again, Roxana Hadadi’s review of Mr. Corman entitled  “Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Mr. Corman is a Misguided Attempt to Finger-Wag at White Privilege.”
“But “Mr. Corman” also adds in aggressively twee animated flourishes, whirls Gordon-Levitt around a couple of songs, wastes time with an incredibly facile parallel-universe standalone episode, and builds up to a final-episode reveal that hangs all of Josh’s issues on his white privilege. A noticeable pattern is that nearly every person who criticizes Josh’s woe-is-me attitude is a person of color, most incisively the Korean American Emily (Jamie Chung). In a scene that “Mr. Corman” clearly thinks is allyship, Emily makes a broad generalization about Josh’s response to the COVID-19 pandemic that is not just staggeringly dismissive, but also disrespectful to the people of color for whom the show thinks Emily is speaking. “

In the first case, I have no idea what the heck “impressing his white, American maleness” is even supposed to mean.

 

In the second, I’d argue that Hadadi’s similar insistence on reading the work through a black-and-white (forgive the pun) lens misses the point of the work. I’d argue that “Mr. Corman” isn’t a work centered around examining white male privilege. Instead, it’s about a white, male character in a funk whose journey towards being a happier person involves being a more selfless person. In the character’s moral orientation, being a better feminist and ally to people of color is important.

Hadadi essentially paints Gordon-Levitt’s character’s needs as irrelevant so long as he makes the POC and women look good. It’s ironic because what Hadadi is calling for is a reverse “magic negro” for Joseph Gordon-Levitt as both a creator and for his character. It’s also funny how Iranian-American writer Hadadi (by the way, I’m half Iranian-American), uses her experience as a “POC” to co-opt the experiences of South Koreans and weaponizes their perceived outrage at a complaint that barely holds water.

 

I agree with the Hadadi that the show is bland, but the “finger wagging” is done by Hadadi herself in explaining how the show should be rather than what the show is.  


PART II: Where do I fit in with all of this?

“Orrin, you’re not oppressed, you’re a s---ty writer, there’s a difference”
-Emily Van der Werff, widely respected film critic for Vox

 

When I read Roxana Hadadi’s review, I was so annoyed that I told her so on twitter. I prefaced it with the fact that I understand female writers probably feel threatened when they see people attacking them on twitter. I was promptly blocked and she took a swipe at me afterwards. To her and many people like her who I’ve crossed swords with in cyberspace, I’m some sort of ignoramus that stands in the way of progress. It’s easiest for them to group me with Trump-supporters or racists (my stance on racism is that it’s a loaded word and we’re all a little racist, as “Avenue Q” so wisely preached). I’ve been given a lot of crap (mostly in cyberspace) over the box that the identity politics crowd thinks I belong in and that just keeps providing me with more evidence that something is off about that line of thinking.

One thing that bothered me tremendously was the line above which came at a twitter exchange in which I pointed out that if the majority of critics view their job description as advocating for identity politics, can they still call themselves the minority?

In response to that, Van der Werff (one of the principal advocates against Harper’s letter on intellectual openness and someone who I’ve had brief exchanges with on twitter and through e-mail over a job application and entering their critique-a-thon)  wrote the following line.

"Orrin, you are not oppressed, you're a s---ty writer. There's a difference"

There’s so much wrong with that line—from Van der Werff’s 1) point-blank critique of my work as if only her opinion matters to 2)  her assumptions of what challenges I face from an ableist perspective as someone with disabilities to even my ethnic heritage (I'm of the same ethnicity as Caroline Famke--a half-Iranian Jew who wrote under Emily at Vox and she uses that in her reviews) to 3) her assumptions of why I write 4) sharing her opinions of my writing when my work I would assume was given to her in confidence, to 5) not acknowledging her own power as in she is (or at least was) a gatekeeper to that corner of the literary world as a board member of the TV Critics Association, to 6) not considering that I might have studied the issues she talks about (I do have an undergraduate degree in geography and a master’s in public policy).

But if I detach myself from that, it’s just a measure of how far removed one side is from the other and how a difference of opinions isn’t bridgeable even for people of the same party.

And that might include myself as well. Whether I should have bothered the reviewer personally over Twitter is something I thought about a lot afterwards. Still, that’s understandable that it’s hard not to group people in this polarizing era and I can be guilty of grouping all people who preach identity politics. If David Duke were writing movie reviews and kept wanting to use the format to express his societal views, how could I not be bothered?

And I’m not sure what comes next for myself. I’ve written over 20 pieces putting into words the ridiculousness of the direction identity politics is headed and what I perceive the damage of that to be. About 10 of those have been published in right wing outlets. Have I said enough? Is there more? I don’t know, but I aim to try to keep a line as best as I can of civil respect and decency in modelling a path forward.

Thursday, August 12, 2021

Suggested Olympic Tweaks by Sport

 

Surfing-The idea of making the Olympics more groovy through the addition of surfing culture is pretty solid. I’m sure we can find some great Jeff Spicolo types to do for the Summer Olympics what Shaun White or Chloe Kim do for the Winter games. The problem is how do you control Mother Nature? Does everyone get the same size waves? It also looks indiscernible to the layman what the difference between winning and losing looks like. It seems like everyone stays afloat for a few seconds and crashes. Honestly, the scoring seems as arbitrary as that episode of Batman where the Joker challenges Batman to a surf-off.

Weightlifting-No offense, but I’ve never been that impressed with the people who just brag about how much they can bench. I didn’t get a chance to see this one, but is that all this sport is? If so, this seems more like a supplement to a Jersey Shore reality show rather than something I want to see in the Olympics. Besides, I’m guessing there are only two things that happen: You either can or can’t lift the bar bell. Where’s the drama in that?

Photo by Vladimir Fedotov on Unsplash

Marathon Swim-Yes, it’s super-admirable to swim 10km out in the open ocean. But for god’s sakes, don’t put the entirety of the 10 km on TV. With the exception of the last 500 meters, every point in the race looks like every other point in the race. If anything, the picturesque sight of these swimmers traversing the open ocean is photographic is better suited as a photographic screensaver than video form. Maybe just have them pose for a photo shoot and put them on a water taxi bound towards the end of Tokyo harbor and have them duke it out at the end. No one will know the difference.

Decathlon/Heptathlon-The winner of this is event is considered the world’s best athlete but in reality, the event is mostly about achieving mediocrity across the board. The athletes’ marks in each event are generally what would get them a walk-on spot on a mid-major Division I team. So for starters, let’s ease up on the hype.

The other problem is that each event is looong with a capital L-O-O-O-O-N-G. Why go through a full high jump and full pole vault competition? This means you’re watching 25ish competitors find the Goldilocks distance where it’s not too easy but not too hard to jump over the bar. Why six javelin throws. I get that it’s exciting to exhaust the competitors so that they hobble through a mile at the end so that they’re times are comparable to DIII walk-ons, but let’s not exhaust the audience.

Shotput- Is it me or is the competitor getting a hickey from a steel bowling ball? I feel like this event was just the beta testing for all the cooler things we could throw (i.e. large steel yo-yos, steel frisbees, spears). Maybe we can replace the shotput with something cooler like a watermelon (and smash it a la Gallagher) or axes?

Fencing-it’s a moderately exciting sport but shouldn’t style matter? The competitors look like they’re fighting for scraps of garbage on the version of Earth that Wall-E takes place in? Instead of dressing up like 22nd century microwave meals, why not cosplay like Musketeers?

Mountain Biking-Love this sport. In fact, I even watched about 50 minutes of the replay on Peacock. However, it’s kind of odd that when a biker gets a flat tire or something else is wrong with the bike, they just sit there and pout while waiting for a replacement or I don’t know what they’re doing. Can we have a spare bike or pit crew?

Photo by Valerie Fomina on Unsplash

Equestrian-The only thing that can be done with horses that closely resembles sport is racing those horses against each other. Traditionally, when that happens the jockeys are tiny and the horses get the credit. Did equestrian form so that the big boys and girls could play with horses in a competitive way and not have to go fast?

Trampoline-Yes, it’s fun to jump on a trampoline but there’s no way this isn’t gymnastic’s bastard cousin. In gymnastics, you have to prove yourself capable of flipping, holding yourself up with massive upper body strength, and artistic routine, timing your movement and landing so that — God forbid — your feet don’t move. In trampoline, you just jump with childish glee. You don’t even have to dismount or land properly. It’s almost if the judge is paying as much attention as a teenage lifeguard at the Ramada Inn.

Photo by Annie Spratt on Unsplash

Archery-I was excited to see this before I realized it was people doing the same thing over and over and over. Just add a little variety and I think you’ll see some results. The basics are moving the target but, hey, this is a humor article, so I’m not in the business of sensible ideas. How about: 1) Giving your opponent liberty to distract you three times a match 2) Having a dry round, a tipsy round, and a blackout drunk round 3) Offering free drinks if you can finish all your arrows in under two minutes 4) Shooting an apple off a loved one’s head to break a dead heat (although the Swiss might run away with that one)

Synchronized Swimming-You would think this is an easy target for a humor article, but I actually didn’t find much wrong with this at all. It’s one of the most ridiculous combinations of things — being underwater and group dancing — -but somehow it works.

Photo by Jonathan Chng on Unsplash

Track and Field (All women’s events)-I kind of understand the spirit of wearing a bathing suit in beach volleyball. However, It simply can’t be comfortable running in your underwear. Are women, coaches, and the sport collectively ok with this?

Mixed 4 X 4 Relay-Do we have to keep finding ways to reward sprinters with more events? This is just plain unimaginative. We know it’s the same thing. If you’re going to add something, distance medley relays are often the most exciting event in track or even a sprint medley relay.

Field Hockey-This sport gets a thumbs up from me but it surprisingly has the same problem as ice hockey which is I often can’t see the ball. This also has a reverse problem of penalties as soccer does. As opposed to soccer which goes into penalties too often on account of low scores, penalties truly are a last ditch resort as the scores are generally higher. The problem is that unlike soccer, the penalties are twice as exciting as the field play. As a result, we need to amp up the level of excitement in regular time so we’re not rooting for penalties.

Race Walking-I’ll give credit to this sport for the charming 1966 film “Walk Don’t Run”, but this is what 70-year-olds do at a retirement community when they’re trying to get to the early bird special. In no way, shape, or form is this remotely a dignified way to earn a gold medal. Considering, it’s not contested on the professional track circuit or the NCAAs why haven’t the Olympics wised up and dropped this event?

Thursday, August 05, 2021

Every Piece I've Written on Cancel Culture

 

Back in the day, I was just a happy-go-lucky liberal. However, while I still vote democrat at every opportunity and have even campaigned for the Democrats, I have faced a dogmatic form of nastiness by people who claim they are acting for the marginalized while often glorifying themselves.

The dark sides of intersectional activism, dogmatism, the transitive nature of wokeness are things I write about and I try to find a balance between the right and left modes of thought in those pursuits and show there's nothing particularly anti-progressive about questioning excessive wokeness.


TV Fanatic:
Do the Recent Blackface and Voiceover Controversies Mean We Should Restrict Art?
https://www.tvfanatic.com/2020/07/do-the-recent-blackface-and-voiceover-controversies-mean-we-shou/

The Federalist:
1. How The Media Uses Twitter To Exacerbate Cancel Culture (thefederalist.com)
2. We Won’t Solve Racism By Blacklisting Liam Neeson (thefederalist.com)
3. Film Critics' Wokeness Is Reinstituting A Moral Code For Movies (thefederalist.com)
4. High-Profile Films Show How To Bravely Discuss Race In 2018 (thefederalist.com)This film responds to the allegations that the "safe film" made by a white film maker and criticized for being politically incorrect, "Green Book", was any less daring than the politically correct films that stick to the types of narratives that "progressive" film critics champion

American Conservative:
Film Criticism's Identity Crisis
Film Criticism’s Identity Crisis | The American Conservative


Self-Published on Medium:
1. Media's Role in Discouraging Discourse
The Current State of Discourse is Through Indirect Media Sniping | by Orrin Konheim | Jul, 2021 | Medium

2. My take on the Recent Critical Race Theory in Schools
Medium

3. Looking at the Bias of the AV Club Newswire over a Single Week
https://orrinkonheim.medium.com/av-club-news-wire-proves-it-cant-be-trusted-yet-again-with-a-slam-on-ellen-degeneres-694c3a98210a

4. Oscars in the Age of the Asterisk
Oscars in the Age of the Asterisk | by Orrin Konheim | Medium

5. The Dr. Seuss Controversy: The Problem with Private Corporations Can Self-Censor Argument
The Problem with the “Private Corporations Can Self-Censor if They Want” Argument | by Orrin Konheim | Medium

6. If Cancel Culture Doesn't Stick, Neither do Microaggressions
OK, so cancel culture doesn’t stick, but neither do microaggressions | by Orrin Konheim | Medium

7. There is no Acceptable Reason to Deny Curt Schilling a Hall of Fame Slot
There is no acceptable reason to deny Curt Schilling a Hall of Fame | by Orrin Konheim | Medium

8. Does Cancel Culture Really Hold People Accountable?
Cancel Culture Holds People Accountable. Isn’t that Good? (Hint: No) | by Orrin Konheim | Medium

9. Is Hollywood really that Anti-Black of an Institution?
Is an anti-black Hollywood a myth? | by Orrin Konheim | Medium

10. My Open Letter to the Falls Church School Board Against Changing the Names of George Mason and Thomas Jefferson High Schools:
Why I Vote to Keep Thomas Jefferson and George Mason as School Names | by Orrin Konheim | Medium

11. What Identity Politics Misses: It's Not an Absolute
What identity politics misses: It’s not an absolute | by Orrin Konheim | Medium

12. If You Really Want to Call the Movie "Soul" Racist, Fine, It's Racist. Now What?
If you really want Soul to be racist, fine, it’s racist | by Orrin Konheim | Medium